Krazee Kitteh Chat

i has sean sno...

2007-12-25T09:38:00.000+01:00

but not wear i leavs. momee brot me sumplaec hyuge (we drived mor dan an our to get to dat big plaec & i wuz put in a caeg - i tot we wuz goin to da v-e-t liek da last tiem, but momee reashurrd me dat dat wuz not da caes dat dae), wear i metz loadz of noo purrsons. mai momee collz dem momee & dadee too, & i metz a purrson cold "bro" - a big guy hoo is olweyz pokin me. i no likez him. & den dear wuz a purrson colled "gurlfurrend". i bileevz she is sumhow connectud wit dis guy "bro". she'z nice, she just needz to stop cheysin me around da house liek she'z sum krazee Kat Bundee. ooo, i metz an old ladee too, colld "grannee". she'z okay, she don't moove much so i appreeshieyt dat.
& den yestdey mai momee maed a trea rite in da middle of da livin room! wut a wunderfool aideea, a bran noo pleyground just for lil ol me? apparentlee not. momee went & spreyd sum stinkee liquid ol over it. now i can't evun walk bai it cuz it stinks soooo bad. but is nice to look et.

i got sum nooz frum mai sis...

2007-12-17T12:18:00.000+01:00

she's doin fien she tellz me. she has a noo furrend, a b&w kitteh da saem eyg. dey's kooite happee wit deir purrsons. she send me sum fotoz too: u can sea she's injoyin hurselv. i's reely happee furr hurr. she ceym a long wey frum da scaredee kitteh haidin unda da desk to da byutiful hed-buttin kitteh evurryone luvez & adorz. i can't weytz until we get to vizit hur in hur noo pleys!
Ooo, i has sum othur noos too! i has sean sno fur da furrst tiem in mai shurrt little lief! i didn't has a chanse to maek a foto but i promises i weal as soon as eny of it stik to da graund!

eftr a byootiful nite...

2007-12-11T13:38:00.001+01:00

i has spent tuckd in mai momees's beddee (i has a bit of a sore eye so i tot a nice & cuddlee worm beddee weel doo me gud) den ceym da mornin. i didn't evun get to strech mai wee selv wen momee & dadee put me in a caeg & took me to sum weerd metal ting wit weels dat wuz reallee laud & bouncee. den we caem to a plaec dat smelld seemilar to da plaec i went wen sum long-heird purrson furrst cot me. momee collz it v-e-t. is no nice. da leydee pokd me not once but twice! she tuchd me on mai privat parts & den she tried to open mai mouties & tuch mai insayds! da horror, i tells ya! i wuz so out of mai miend i coudn't evun moov. wen, finalee, it wuz ol ovar, momee & dadee sed i wuz an ameyzin kitteh & geyv me lots of kissus & strokes. is nice. so i guess i has to beheyv weneva i's around da v-e-t leydee so momee & dadee will cuddle me evun more. i just get so exosted over der! i's sleepee ol dey...

alon ageyn...

2007-12-07T12:46:00.000+01:00

mai sis leni went awey. momee & dadee keap tellin me she went to a gud pleys & dat she wuz a fosturr kitteh & woud go awey eventoolee, but i steal meas her a littl. momee sed i's gonna get anoder pley budee soon cuz apparentlee der is lots of kittehz in nead of a fosturr home. i shur hoap is gonna be soon, cuz now ol i has to pley wit is dis black string momee geyv me (ectualee, i has lots of tings, i just want momee & dadee to hurree up & bring me anoder pley budee)

huh...

2007-12-02T10:59:00.000+01:00

i's bean so bizee skrechin da throan & bein mai uzhual selv. mai sis leni (apperentlee dat's hur naem) is dooin okey. a fuw daez ago momee evun held hur 4 a fuw minutz & she wuz okey wit it. i wuz bai hur sied ol da tiem... u no, 4 mentul encurrigment & fyzikal purrtekshun. she is steal a bit shai round purrsons but i tinks she'll doo just fien. eventullee. meenwiel, i has grown so much! i is now et 1200 grams, i's quite hevee, yes? no supriez, i eats alot. i's olweyz hungree.

i no i's bean postin todey olredee...

2007-11-23T11:16:00.000+01:00

but der's sumtin reely impourtant i has to shear wit ol u kittehz: don't tink der's no netural enimeez in da cozie appartmentz u tink r so seyf. well, dey's not so seyf!!! & i has prouf! todey me & mai sis has bean attakd bai a "suck & keal" eniml. i must sey dat it is not veree smart, we esceypd qwiklee & hid on da windo shelv (bahaynd da kurtn), & den momee fot it & won!!! der is da long suckin part missin in da foto, cuz momee rippd it off, hihi! well, it dezrvd it. it is now seyflee hidden in da clozet, were it can't esceyp! me & sis r steal hidin, just to be shur.

luv is in da air...

2007-11-23T08:43:00.000+01:00

or et leest is no morr hissin around da hous, huh. not frum me et leest. "sis" is steal hissin et momee & dadee, but i's kinda growin fond of herr. wee hevn't sean itchoder fur a long tiem, & purrheps mai memurry is not es goud es i wants it to bee, but yestrdey eevnin, wen i exidentalee smelldz herr behind (what, i wuz just triein to get to da otha sied of da windo shelv, don't judge!!), i smelldz sumting familieear. it brot bek memoreez. i steal get upset wen she hisses at momme & dadee, but wen we's aloun we tock a lot. she's a reely intelligunt kitteh. is nice. i don't wants to push herr or enyting, but i reely wish she woud just bee nice to momme & dadee soon so we cen finallee get to pley togeda.

tings hev cheyngd around herre...

2007-11-21T18:22:00.000+01:00

or shoud i say, da bigg tingee is no longah da bigg tingee. is colld "da throan" now. i findz it qoite cozee up der now, ektuallee. is liek da holeewoud in mai los engiliz. i evn sleap in da tunnl now. u coud coll it edventurus, but i just tink of it as frea-mindednes. so i guesses mai throan is not da part of an evil plan mai "sis" is triein to eksecyute. i lieks to tink mai powerz of purrsuazhon hev conveincd da "bigg tingee" to becum mai allai. is goin nicelee i must sae. but steal, dis evil streyngr keaps lookin at me weerd. it must be sum kiend of hypnotizeyshun tingee it's triein to enfors upon me. i no hissin at it maeks it stop for a weil, but i will hev to tink of anoder wey to stop it for goud. for now i shael just pretend i lieks it for momee & dadee. aldo i noticed da evil doer does smell kinda famileear. meybi is sum kind of a disgize purrfyum. i must investigeyt.

i's no mour aloun...

2007-11-20T09:02:00.000+01:00

yestrdey evnin a streynger kame in mai home! da ting louks a lot liek me (at leest da ginger part of me) & momee & dadee told me is mai sis but i defenitly don't remebarz her. i meanz, i woud remembarz mai sis eftr 1 weak not seain her, woudn't i? dis ting is not mai sis. is hissin at me! don't tell enyone, but i belivz is a secret eygnt triein to sabotazhe mai happeeness. da bigg tingee from da post below wuz just da begginin i tellz u! now it just sits in da kitchun & lookz at me wit dose eavil eyez. to top it off, momee & dadee won't even let me hiss bek at it. not nice. & it's eetin mai chickun!!! da horror!!! der must be sum kind of an organizeyshun for saicologicullee abyuzd kittehz i canz turn to no?

bean aloun ol dey yestrdey...

2007-11-18T11:51:00.000+01:00

& den mai purrsons show up wif da bigg tingee & seyin sumtin liek i's gonna be da happyest kitteh wen dey put it tugeda. rite. so i weyts. & weyts. & weyts sum more. & den it wuz finalee dun. dis wat it looks liek. is horribl. dey tink i's gonna climb up der & hev fun. no wey! is to tall, it smells liek sumting i don't even wanna no wat dat is... i's never tuchin it agayn. oldo i lieks da poal - it skraches mai ichy parts niclee. & da tunnel is a gud hidin spot to. & da smell is reely not so bad, remindz me of a plant me & mai sis uzed to choo on. dat ting meyd me dizzee, u no... & kinda pleyful... omgosh, is dey triein to poyzon me?!?

i finalee no...

2007-11-15T09:31:00.000+01:00

hu is hu in dis femily. dey ikspleind it to me yestrdey evning. so. da short-heird purrson is wat it is nown es "dadee" & da long-heird purrson is collin itselv "momee". i reely don't kare so much wat dey coll demselvs. but is nice to cee dem runnin araund me seyin "sheka wer's momee, sheka com to dadee". dey get sum eksersize, u no. gud for dem.
o, i finalee tooks a pictah of mah nooest buddee: i colls him moo & he's reely nice to me, he even let's me choo on him - he's a reel frend he is. he wuz olso wit me wen i wuz combd yestrdey. for da furrst tiem. is nice. is liek a tousnd tinee fingaz strokin u. i lieks even five fingaz strokin me, so u kan figr how a tousnd meyks me feel. purrrrrrr...

My furrst time postin...

2007-11-14T13:22:00.001+01:00

so. is olmost one week sins i lefts da woods & cum stay wit da nays purrsons insayd da pleys wit da roof. is nice. i's bean a little afreyd at furrst, but now is okey. is kinda kool to hev a nays pillo to sleap on & sum food to choo on, u no... espeshully sins da purrson wit da long head-heir gifs me lots of chickun. is nice. i sleap now most of da time, cuz i reely did't get much sleap wen i wuz in da woods (ol da streyng enimls & da bed wuz not so comfy too). but i hev to sey dat i's reely prowd of myself cuz i's not afreyd of toys no mor. i reely like da cow-sheypd ting dat my purrson puts on it's feet, is nice & chooey. oldo da purrson is seying sumting like "dis no toy", i don't reely mind cuz i finaly has a pley-buddee:-). is nice. so... i's hungree. i tink i's gonna go eet sum chickun.

o-oh, olmost forgot: diz r my short & long-heird purrsons:

dey nice no?